Federation Incident Report Submission

(For Events That Defied Logic, Physics, or Common Sense)

The Quantum Mulligan Federation is currently collecting verified reports of unusual, improbable, or completely ridiculous golf events for possible inclusion in Volume IV, Incident Reports from the Field.

Did you witness:

• A miraculous mulligan

• A suspicious bounce off a cart path

• A Hydrotastrophe of legendary proportions

• Friendship interference on the fairway

• A ball that obeyed absolutely none of the laws of physics

If so, the Commissioner would like to review your report.

Please submit true stories from the course that are funny, strange, and family-friendly. The Federation strongly prefers stories involving laughter, questionable decision-making, and harmless golf nonsense.



Submission Guidelines

(Do not identify specific people, golf courses, or businesses by name)

Reports must be:

• Golf related

• Family friendly

• Free of profanity

• Free of lewd comments or behavior

• Free of illegal or dangerous behavior

• Approximately 100–1000 words

The Quantum Mulligan Federation reserves the right to ignore, reject, mock, or dramatically overanalyze any submission deemed inappropriate, suspicious, or excessively ridiculous.

By submitting a report, you grant the Quantum Mulligan Federation permission to edit, publish, and archive the story in future volumes, including Volume IV, Incident Reports from the Field.

All submissions are reviewed in the order received… usually sometime between nap time and snack time.