Alright.
You win.
Your examination was reviewed, denied, reviewed again, and denied a second time.
However…
• repeated interruption of the Commissioner’s nap time
• refusal to accept previous determinations
• and the effort now required to keep denying you
…the Quantum Mulligan Federation has decided it is easier to certify you than to continue processing appeals.
You have successfully completed the:
This certification confirms that you demonstrated:
• persistence
• confidence
• and a complete inability to give up
It does not confirm:
• skill
• judgment
• or responsible decision making