Commissioner Biography
Name:
The Honorable, Unnecessary, and Occasionally Awake
Commissioner Reginald T. Mulligan, Esq. (self-appointed 3 days ago)
Current Role:
Commissioner, Quantum Mulligan Federation (QMF)
Chairman, Committee for Retroactive Do-Overs
Acting Director of Snack-Based Negotiations
Background:
Commissioner Mulligan has dedicated his 3 day career to advancing the science of second chances in recreational golf. His work focuses on regulatory ambiguity, philosophical loopholes, and the responsible distribution of mercy shots.
He founded the Quantum Mulligan Federation after a deeply moving round of golf in which he declared:
“That one didn’t count.”
And no one disagreed.
Professional Experience:
• Inventor of the Provisional Mulligan (still pending verification)
• Co-author of the 90° Rule Clarification Addendum (That Clarified Nothing)
• Lead negotiator of the Snack Cart Treaty of 2014 (deemed unenforceable)
• Recipient of the Golden Do-Over Medal (revoked pending review)
Education:
• B.S. in Approximate Geometry
• Minor in Selective Scorekeeping
• Honorary Doctorate in Nature Interference Studies
Personal Interests:
• Slow-motion ball flight denial
• Arguing about gimmes beyond reasonable distance
• Writing rules no one asked for and enforcing them inconsistently
• Actively searching for Volumes II - V
Official Disclaimer
The Commissioner’s authority is entirely imaginary, spiritually encouraging, and statistically questionable.